1. Why do you think
I don't have a job already?
by far and away the winning
answers to this question were "Bush" and " genius is never appreciated
in its own time"
using my jobtimecalculator this means I'll have a job in 2004 if everyone keeps
their MoveOn.org butts in gear or never
the average of these possibilities = 35 years from now... Great! I guess I better
get working on that in the meanwhile stuff.
Reasons You suggested
for why I don't have a job yet are:
a. I suck (this has also been discussed as a reason why someone *would*
hire me)
b. Rumsfeld
c. vampires ate all of my possible employers
d. they think the "pancreas" photo on your shirt is actually a penis
and they're thinking that they couldn't possibly hire a woman who would wear
a penis on her chest
e. Idiots control everything
2. What do you think I should
do in the meanwhile?
I am glad so many people would be supportive of me going to the grocery store
and trying to convince people to cut down on the flavored drinks. I really might
let it fly on some of the shoppers one of these days. Colored water has NO nutrients
and it just makes me so sad to see people with full grocery carts, yet without
vitamins. I mean, it is easily done, bottom rack- colored waters; main basket-soda,
white bread, frozen pizza, wieners, and sugary cereals. The most some people
ever get for a vegetable is the corn that comes with the frozen dinners. They
aren't reading this, so I'll stop, but I may set up a little "nutrition
learning table" in the back of the store.
Other things you suggested I could do in the meanwhile: